Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Four golden-yellow card suit symbols

Four golden-yellow card suit symbols depicting a club

Billie Jean chopped her hair and became the most dangerous thing possible

Nobody questions their lifestyle choices because the plausible deniability is built right into the fur

Despite the city's rapid modernization

Aunts operate on a pass-fail system

Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Four golden-yellow card suit symbolsGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A