It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL surrounded by white scrollwork and

surrounded by white scrollwork and leaf motifs

a black and white illustration of a 1980s-era police cruiser in patrol livery is shown from a rear three-quarter angle

Performative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades

Arched navy blue bold block text reads "I DON'T GIVE A" across the top

large bold "Ah

It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL surrounded by white scrollwork andRandolph Duke dropping "jive turkey" in a three piece suit is old money attempting street cred with the confidence of a man who has never once been corrected. That seasonal urgency makes it the most calendar dependent flex in comedy history. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Distressed white serif text centered in three stacked lines reads "It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving." Weathered texture runs throughout the