Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt outdoors with "KEYSTONE ASSOCIATION

with "KEYSTONE ASSOCIATION

Dying really lowers your standards for a Friday night

Perimeter text in blocky red sans-serif reads "2801 Wagon Wheel Rd

Two small white stars flank the portrait

Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line

Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt outdoors with "KEYSTONE ASSOCIATIONCharles De Mar's eggnog recipe lists lighter fluid as the key ingredient, and honestly, nobody at that party questioned it. A family tradition built on flammable beverages and zero accountability. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG" on a distressed turquoise label with snow covered edges. A cartoon figure in a top hat and formal suit stands above white cursive reading "A