I Pickled These Myself blue-lens lightweight fit means they won’t

lightweight fit means they won’t slip or bounce

and the polarised lenses have UV400 protection– but they definitely won’t help you pass a Voight-Kampff test

Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water

they can't save you from garlic breath

(You're welcome

I Pickled These Myself blue-lens lightweight fit means they won’tRound teal sunglasses with purple polarised lenses that we pickled especially for you. Your body is a temple. Dont settle for big box canned shades. No slip, no bounce frames that stay put even if you sweat. UV400 protection keeps your precious peepers safe and sound.