Ben Drankin - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Inspired by Die Hard

Inspired by Die Hard

Gray smoke wisps rise upward behind the text from a stylized lit cigarette at the bottom

Large white serif text reads "I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and

Arriving thirty minutes early in a tuxedo while sipping Jimmie's gourmet coffee is the entire Wolf brand

just enthusiastic chanting and zero understanding of what you actually signed up for

Ben Drankin - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Inspired by Die HardBen Franklin was a legendary drinker who wrote essays ranking older lovers, so handing him a Solo cup is less parody than biography. The hundred dollar bill finally depicts honest currency. The Details: A posterized portrait depicts Benjamin Franklin in a blue colonial coat with white ruffled collar and gray curly hair, raising a red plastic cup. Bold white block text below reads "BEN DRANKIN." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun